Pregnant Lily on “How I Met Your Mother”, is bringing me so much joy. The writers have nailed it. Having a person inside of you is a hot comedic mess. Lily is a hilarious wreck. And its such a refreshing change. Speaking of a refreshing…
When did this happen? It feels like everyone decided that the best way to say “hello” was with a hug. I was definitely not doing this in High School and University. Sidenote: I was doing some other really inappropriate ways of saying hello. I guess I should…
For my last two birthdays, my husband has been kicking ass and taking names. Taking names of authors. He is a very good listener. I am a big fan of the television show “Chelsea Lately”. I love everything about it. I rarely even sweat when…
Whirlwind recently turned four. On the day of her birthday A good friend of mine took her for a few hours. They went out for burgers, did crafts, went swimming and of course there were presents. Whirlwind was given a little case with hair clips,…
I just spent $243 on groceries. Mostly on meat. Sandwich meat, pepperoni, whole frying chickens, pork chops, sausages, smokies beef roasts and pork roasts. Pre made chicken wings and meatballs. Even some fake crab meat. Oh, and hot dogs. If you want to call that meat….
I have very large breasts. Very large breasts. Sometimes the odd friend will ask me if I am going to get a breast reduction. This pisses me off. These are my breasts. It’s my choice isn’t it? Are they embarrassed by my huge rack? I don’t get it….
Even as a little girl I was obsessed with Pop Culture. I remember buying People Magazine when I was 8 years old. I’m not sure how my obsession started. I was born this way. Just ask Lady Gaga. Maybe its because there was a lack…
My morning routine consists of Whirlwind saying, “Mommy, can we do eyes?” Eyes, you ask? It means she wants to “do her makeup” with me. It’s cute. It keeps her busy, while I am busy. At times it can be annoying. Like, the time she…
We moved into our neighbourhood just over a year ago. I find it amazing that we hardly know our neighbours. I mean, I didn’t expect everyone to do cartwheels when we moved in. To be honest, I am not sure what I expected. When I was…
While getting everyone ready for bed time, I mentioned to Zed that someone was a Leper. First of all, I am not sure why I even said that. I am not even sure I know what a Leper is. I am not even sure I…