My Huge Boobs…

I have very large breasts.

Very large breasts.

Sometimes the odd friend will ask me if I am going to get a breast reduction. This pisses me off.  These are my breasts. It’s my choice isn’t it?  Are they embarrassed by my huge rack?  I don’t get it.   Do they think they are helping me out by letting me know that I have huge boobs?  Um, I know I have huge boobs.

My back knows it too.

So screw off.

When working out I wear 2 bra’s.  One in a size B Cup to hold those puppies in. And then one in  a DD to hold the B Cup Bra in place.  It’s hot, uncomfy and works like a damn charm.

I used to run with a group of ladies called “The Jiggling Diva’s”.

Mostly we just call ourselves “The Diva’s”.

I’m pretty much the only one that really “jiggles”.

Or bounces.

Or sways.

One day  four of us were out for a run.  We were running in a high traffic area.  I was feeling good. I was feeling strong. I was feeling confident.

Plus, I had on my 2 bra’s. Great support but, a tad embarrassing. They make my boobs really pointy.

Think Madonna pointy.

Actually, it looks exactly like I am wearing a cone bra underneath my running shirt.
So me and the “pointer sisters” are having a wonderful run with my Diva’s. Until this happened…
A car of young men slowed down by us,  one of them leaned his head out the window and yelled, “GET A SPORTS BRA!”
I was embarassed.
I was confused.
Would I put the sports bra under or over my other 2 bras?

8 thoughts on “My Huge Boobs…

  1. I’m conflicted about commenting this post. On the one hand I feel like it’s morally wrong of me to comment on your enormous breasts.

    On the other hand i just don’t see how I can pass it up.

  2. @Catherine: Thanks for the advice. I am sure that would look very normal.

    @Leanne: Such a good point. I think I need to re write this post.

    @Jim: It would be odd if you didn’t.

  3. I know how the boob thing feels, I too wear 2 bras when working out. However, have never tried one smaller size to hold them in. Usually do a normal one and then a sports bra over top then a tank top with a bra built in then a tshirt hmmmm….all that for exercise??? Surprised my boobs aren’t smaller for all the sweating that goes on just trying to get into my workout gear 🙂

  4. If you must run, try a Lulu Lemon (one word or two, I have no idea). I bought one of those suckers and these Ds don’t move. But I prefer my solution: don’t run! 😉 Rueben

  5. When I was pregnant, I had to go see a breast specialist because the dang things wouldn’t stop growing and got all inflamed. When I got there, I took off my shirt and she said “Your breasts are ginormous”. That was the diagnosis. Reallly nice. Thanks for writing about your huge boobs. It made me and my huge boobs feel better.

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