Wine and Ju Jubes…

Welcome to another edition of (please say this all together as if you were on a game show, please) CRAP MY FRIENDS POST ON FACEBOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!! Today’s edition is brought to you by my friend Sara…   Some people would call this a “nice treat” at…

Crap My Friends Post On Facebook….

Today’s edition comes from my friend Nicki… “My four-year-old is too smart. She said, ‘I want Chocolate Milk’ I said, ‘I want a horse that flies’ so she runs off and I pat myself on the back and think good job mom. Three minutes later…

Innovative Little Kids….

Its time for another edition of Crap My Friends Post On Facebook. This one is from a status I read this week…. Dear parents of my Ellie’s classmates, If you see a sketchy invite in your son or daughters backpack for Ellie’s birthday party at Reid Montgomery School gym…

Crap My Friends Post On Facebook…

My Friend’s Facebook Post: I’ve decided to share an episode of ‪#‎shitmydadsays‬. Today’s story – Mom says “explain to your dad what a hash tag is”. So, after careful explanation, he simply says “ok”. While we are chomping on our Peter’s burgers, he says “these don’t…

My Dirty Hippy Friends…

  It’s another addition of “Crap My Friends Post on Facebook”.. Except I am lying. My friend texted this to me…   I don’t even know what this is. A parsnip? A carrot? A turnip? A dandelion? All I know is that my friend is…

Suitcase Cleaning….

My friends are just slaying me on Facebook. Recently it was the marijuana to fresh farm eggs event and now this…. Actual Facebook Post: It’s been a strange phenomenon for the past 8 weeks for me. My partner decided that he was going to help…

Who Am I…..

Growing up can kind of suck. Mostly, it’s all sorts of awesome and hilariousness. I laugh at myself and my friends constantly. Case in point? My friends ‘ Facebook Status: “I used to call a number for a friend of a friend of a friend…