My friends are just slaying me on Facebook.
Recently it was the marijuana to fresh farm eggs event and now this….
Actual Facebook Post:
It’s been a strange phenomenon for the past 8 weeks for me. My partner decided that he was going to help out around the house since I was in the middle of 3 projects and feeling overwhelmed. In a matter of an hour each week he has had our house dusted, floors washed, and everything put away neat and tidy. This takes me, on average, 3-4 hours. I haven’t been sure HOW this was getting achieved, but I didn’t care. I figured he was just better at it than me.
Today I decided to do a deep and hearty clean. The clutter in a small Toronto house needs to be kept in check. As I started to move random suitcases around our house I have begun to understand the method and magic to his madness. They were very heavy –
Imagine all of the words that rhyme with ‘tucker’. Ya – that.
And….my salad bowl. Oh my. I haven’t even hit the basement.
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am thinking about making this a series on Mommy’s Weird
What do you think?
“Crap My Friends Post on Facebook”
No one will be safe.
p.s Are you following me on Facebook? Because you should. Its been banana’s. I hardly even write over at BLUNTmoms and those hussies pimped me out. When I reach 5,000 fans I promise to post a photo of me naked in ranch dressing.
Hahahaha! This is awesome! I think I need to start using this for a cleaning routine. Then I’ll just get more suitcases. Sounds perfect.
I think he is a genius.
Don’t open any drawers after my husband cleans. Scratch that. You CAN’T open any drawers after my husband cleans.
You can’t open any drawers when my house is dirty. I need to purge some socks. And underwear. And pj’s…. and lip gloss. Eff it.
Unfollowing you on Facebook right now.
Speaking of Facebook, the next person to follow me and comment on my Page will NOT receive a picture of me naked and covered in anything. See how nice I am.
Besos, Sarah
Journeys of The Zoo
Hooooooot.
My bf just refuses to clean until he has a Hoarders marathon. Then he just throws EVERYTHING away.
I am a bit that way too. But really, why am I saving a magazine article from 2003…?
YES – oh mercy, I laughed so hard when I saw that posted on Facebook!!
I definitely think this is a series that should continue 🙂
Oh it WILL continue. Watch what you post, lady! 😉
When mine cleans I still find stuff crammed everywhere , no one can see it , weeks later. (Heavy sigh)
Super sneaky. My daughter does it too!