The Orgasm Backlash…
I’ve finally shared my blog with the world. And by world I mean my Facebook page. After the first day of sharing I was sick to my stomach. In the middle of the night, I ran downstairs to the computer and jumped on Facebook and…
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Mommy’s Got A Jerk Face…
Yup Mommy’s got a jerk face. But, I also have a face that let’s you know when I am having fun. And I had fun hitting Jillian Michaels in front of Super Model Tyra Banks. I’ve turned into THAT Mom. I don’t know how it…
Just Call Me Mariah Carey…
I was recently asked about my favourite posts. And it was really hard to pick. I think they are all bloody hillarious. Panty wetting material. So here they are: Hot Mom’s Critical Old Ladies I Almost Swallowed My Tongue Whoa During The Day?! Is this…
Being Chubby Has Its Advantages….
I love the Oscars. I love watching films that were nominated and then letting others know I saw it. It makes me feel refined. Do I like silent films in black and white? No. Not at all. But, I just had to see The Artist…
"I’m Going To Play With The Tied Up Kid….."
We are night time potty training with Whirlwind. She is such a sound sleeper that we are waking her up a few times a night and then have her walk to use the potty. I went to wake her at 3:30 a.m. When I got…
The "F" Word…
My Mom knows about my blog. And so does my brother. I love my family, I really do. I mean, I have been hiding this blog from them since I started. But, I do love them. Why does that sound like I need some convincing?…
I Belong in a Locker Room…
There’s a group of Mom’s I get together with every once and a while. I call them The Hot Mom’s. Mainly, I call them this because I am too lazy too name them all to my husband when he asks who I am going out for…
I Belong in a Locker Room…
There’s a group of Mom’s I get together with every once and a while. I call them The Hot Mom’s. Mainly, I call them this because I am too lazy too name them all to my husband when he asks who I am going out for…
Vulva Free Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition…
Before we get to the Vulva Free Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition… You might like to know that I was on t.v with Tyra Banks and Jillian Michaels. And I hit Jillian. Yup. I hit her. I have to walk three blocks total to get…
Slow Cousin
I just finished this book…. It’s a story of African American Slaves who are taken by their owners to spend their summers at a “resort” in the Northern United States. It’s an okay read. It’s no Book of Negroes. I was scared of reading The…