Whirlwind has been popping out some good ones lately…. You can tell she is using that little brain of hers. For example; Whirlwind: “Why does Caillou get to wear shoes inside?” Me: “Um……Because they don’t have carpet in their house.” What I really want to…
I am so fucking sick of all these movies geared towards fifteen year old boys and their disposable income. I do NOT want to watch all these stupid horror movies. Or whatever the hell you call them. I just don’t. I don’t. I don’t. I…
I would like to lose thirty pounds. This is not news. And its pretty important to me that I try to keep these facts from my kids. I grew up feeling fat even when I wasn’t. I went on my first diet when I was…
I went on a girls ski weekend a few weeks ago. Wine, giggles, hot tub, cheese galore and of course skiing. As always it was fantastic. And I appreciated every second of it. Except, I never really slept in at all. Which sort of sucked….
I don’t usually do this. Actually this is the very first picture of my personal life that I have ever posted on Mommy’s Weird. I have to share it today, because today my smart, funny, rotten, goofy three year old daughter turns four. We didn’t…
Brrrring, Brrrriiiing (That’s the phone) Me: Hello Friend: I have an extra ticket to a wine tasting tonight. Do you want to go? Me: Honestly, yes. But, things are pretty tight here…and with me still being on Mat Leave….and the new house….I really cannot afford…
We were invited to a wedding on New Years Eve. Before I get into the typical “Kyla-like” things that happened, I want to add that this was probably the most loving wedding I have ever attended. For some reason, weddings can be stiff and awkward. Have you…
A few months ago, I got together with a few girlfriends for a little Christmas party. Fantastic food, good wine, giggling women and lots of great talk. I am not sure how these conversations start with my friends. They begin something like this….. How much do…
I was reading Whirlwind a book. In the middle of a sentence, she leaned over and licked me and then asked… “Is that my tongue?” Ummm….. ye-ah. This is what I don’t get. She is almost four years old. She knows that is her tongue….
You know those Moms that I usually judge and make fun of because they are uber parents? Yes, I used the word uber again. Sorry. Well, today I found myself committing a Mommy’s Weird Faux Pas. I got involved. But, I didn’t really mean to….