After a few too many glasses of wine I told my girlfriends about something I had been pondering. Okay. I am lying already. Let me start again. After 3 plates of cheese and one glass of wine, I told my girlfriends about something I had…
I’ve talked a bit about this on twitter and facebook…. So here we go. My New Years Resolution……. is to quit eating over the sink. It’s pretty germy in there.
I recently had a less than stellar Mommy Moment with Whirlwind. She was freaking out at the supper table. Refusing to eat, spilling her water, hitting her brother, screaming, falling off her chair, throwing her plate etc. I’m not proud of it. But, I lost…
If there is one thing I hate about parenting, it has to be invited to the naked birthday parties, stay with me here… I WAS FLOWN TO LA TO HANG WITH TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS!!!!! I am noticing a trend. Whenever I start a…
My daughter is so much like me its scary. She looks like me. She speaks like me. And unfortunately she acts like me. I watch Whirlwind with her other little friends and she is the one talking poopy and pee. Just doing whatever she can…
I’ve been wearing the same socks for three days. I’m freshly showered. My body is nicely lotion’ed. My jeans are clean. My sweater is clean. My underwear is clean. Even my bra is clean. I know, right? A clean bra. That’s almost like having a…
I used to just sit back and take it. Take the bad service. Take the snide remark. Take the hole in the already bought sweater. Take the hair in my fries. Recently, while at a comedy club, my friend and I, were taken to the…
I love being smart and witty on my facebook status. I think I am hilarious. Within the same week, I had two friends approach me about writing a blog, jumping on twitter and vlogging on youtube. It was a sign, I tell you. The more I…
My friend has a problem. It’s a problem that most of us have. It’s the “Hot Moms”. But her problem is a little bit worse than the regular “Hot Mom”. A regular Hot Mom looks like this….. she is wearing boots and jeggings, with a…
Remember how I talked about being a BIG DEAL? Well, it turns out my support is a BIG DEAL to someone else. Since I have started blogging I have fallen in love with a few bloggers. One of them being The Robot Mommy. And because…