Remember when I told you I was sort of a big deal…….? Well, my support is sort of a big deal to someone else. The Robot Mommy has been very kind to award me with a Supportive
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Rotten Whirlwind…
Yesterday while driving to the mall to get Zed a birthday present. Whirlwind asks,” Mommy can we go to (Insert trendy coffee shop name here)?” “No honey”. I answer. Seriously. You are three. You don’t need a $5 smoothie. The she drops it. Drops it…
Who lives here?
I hate nice days. They make me feel guilty. I always think, “Soon its going to be winter and we are going to be stuck in the house and I will be begging for plus 15 weather. Turn off the t.v Fat Ass and go…
Swingers……
Whirlwind is a bit of a dare devil. She likes to ride her bike really fast, climb really high and jump off of high things. But, she is also scared shitless of dogs. And yells at me when I wash her hair. Anyways….. She loves,…
None of us have it all together…..
This is a Facebook message that I was sent last week from a friend. I’ve made the odd change so you feel like you are part of my posse. You are going to love this….. M: Well that was a first. I’m so distracted trying…
" Um.. your armpits look like……."
I am beautiful. I just am. I was born that way. Ask Lady Gaga. But, I haven’t “gotten” beautiful in a long time. Zed and I went to a formal’ish affair a few weeks ago and I was a bit nervous. Spanx, pantyhouse, wedding ring….
" Um.. your armpits look like……."
I am beautiful. I just am. I was born that way. Ask Lady Gaga. But, I haven’t “gotten” beautiful in a long time. Zed and I went to a formal’ish affair a few weeks ago and I was a bit nervous. Spanx, pantyhouse, wedding ring….
I Have No Shame and Whirlwind Says…
Look to your right. See that button there? Click on it. I am sick and desperate and I need to be one of the Top 25 Canadian Mom Bloggers at Circle of Mom’s. I only need 180 more votes by 3 p.m. today. He he….
I Love My Job, repeat, I Love my Job, repeat
I cried today. Ugh. I know. This isn’t that kind of blog. Stick with me here…. I go back to work in 10 days. The idea of leaving Baby Bot is making me sick to my stomach. I also cannot believe that I did this…
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When Baby Bot was weening himself from breastfeeding, I was ecstatic. I was getting my freedom back. Considering he wouldn’t take a bottle, I was unable to leave the house for more than 2 hours. For example, one night out with some Hot Mom’s, Zed called…