Gwyneth is Pretentious…

Celebrity not only fascinates me but it also disgusts me. It’s such a mixed up world that I really would love to be a part of. So much, that I have been holding off sharing my love of Chelsea Handler because I truly think we…

Sticky Fingers…

There is nothing worse than doing “The Walk of Shame” I remember it well.  At the same time, you should never do “The Walk of Shame”, it shouldn’t even be an option. After you knock boots. You should just leave. Stat. Do not spend the…

Mommy’s Got New Shoes!

I had a makeover. And its the best one I have ever had in my entire life. It just never works out the way you expected.  It always starts off as a good idea. The it turns embarrassing. All those shoppers walking by as you sit…

Jesus….

We were playing store. And it was Whirlwinds turn to be the teller. As I was paying for my chocolate banana tea (?), that she helped me find behind the couch. I noticed that she was being a bit impatient. “May I have your Jesus Thing?” …

The Bite

It finally happened. Baby Bot bit Whirlwind. And he got her good. Tears, hugs and bag of peas kind of good. Zed and I have been waiting for this day. When we brought Baby Bot home from the hospital Whirlwind began to attack. This is…

I’m going to be a CIA agent…

Zed and I tried to watch Tree of Life the other night. We gave it a good 35 minute try. We just could not commit. I love artsy indie films. But I just could NOT do it. I am sorry Brad Pitt. I am sorry Sean Penn….

How many exclamation marks?

I’m excited. And honoured. Mommy’s Weird has been listed as a “Good Read” on Mildred and Doris Gift Studio’s Blog!!!!! I know, I know. FIVE EXCLAMATION MARKS!  But, I really am that excited and honoured to be part of such an amazing business. Mel is…

Sweet Dreams

I can be quite the silence filler. One guy I work with says its because of our jobs in radio. We always feel the need to fill the dead air. That is why we say stupid things to regular people. That sums me up pretty much…

Wishful Drinking

I love the title for this book. Carrie Fischer is such a treat. Yes, I am 80 years old. To me, treat is a damn good thing. Like an drumstick. Ice cream or chicken. I love Hollywood gossip. I love blind item websites where you…