What’s Worse Than A Hot Mom?

My friend has a problem.

It’s a problem that most of us have. It’s the “Hot Moms”.

But her problem is a little bit worse than the regular “Hot Mom”.  A regular Hot Mom looks like this….. she is wearing boots and jeggings, with a cowl sweater, maybe with a belt and hair that looks like it was blown out, then straightened and then curled.   A Hot Mom is also carrying a bag (purse) with a logo on it that you don’t really understand, but you assume must be super cool.

She looks like this…..

Or she may look like this….
Oh and in case you were wondering? She TOTALLY poses like this too. Especially when she is laughing at Weird Mommy’s jokes.  And in case you didn’t get that. I would be “Weird Mommy.”  Just reverse the name of the blog… get it… okay….
Moving on.
Actually before I move on, let me add again, that I have nothing against “Hot Mom’s”. I just desperately want to be one.  Well, at least look like one. I have no idea what is going on in their homes, their marriages and what sorts of drugs they have their children on.  Nor do I care. I just want to stare at them. And to be truthful, if they look this hot when they drop their kids off at school. Then, I can blog about it.
Touché. Bitches.
Okay… now I am really moving on.
My friends problem is not just “Hot Mom’s”.  It’s a little bit more complex.  She sends me an email about how she has it, “so much worse than I do.”  Her problem is dropping her kids off at school and seeing not just Hot Mom’s, but Hot Old Mom’s.
Have you seen these?   They are fantastic.  
They look just like Hot Mom’s, but totally better because they know how to rock themselves. And usually they have bangs.  Really? Who can pull of the perfect straight bang?  Apparently Hot Old Mom’s in their fifties.  Whose bodies seemed to have snapped back to shape after having a child at fourty seven.
Let’s not even talk about their super high breasts.