Mommy Friend #3 was telling me that she didn’t know the entire “story” of Easter. And she wanted to be able  to teach her kids.  So like any busy Momma of three would do, she googled it. As she was reading the biblical story of…

My Book Group is going to Vegas in a few days. And, I have become super annoying about it. I keep doing this to Whirlwind. Me:  “Where is Mommy going?” Whirlwind:  “Momma’s going to PAR-TAY!” So, I won’t be blogging for a few days because…

I am obsessed with what people eat. I have recently noticed its the first thing I ask when people return from a holiday. Or from their parents. Or from lunch. Zed met a friend for lunch. So, I was curious to know what he ordered….

There have been a few instances in my life where I have seen people “lose it”. Or better yet, where I have seen people “lose it” on me. Instance #1 I was running with “The Jiggling Diva’s.”  It was 8:30 a.m. on a beautiful Sunday…

At breakfast the other morning, Whirlwind handed me some toy wooden bread and made a comment that frightened me. She said, “Here’s your protein, Mommy.” What frightened me was the fact that she thinks bread is protein. Umm…..Time to get with it, kid. Bread is a carbohydrate….

My children love to read. My kids will read for hours.  Upon hours. We have even reached the point where 4 year old Whirlwind will read to 18 month Baby Bot. It’s heavenly. And by far my most favourite thing to watch. I love to read…

Sunday is Mothers Day. I don’t want anything fancy.  Please no jewellery and definitely no flowers. All I want is two hours. Two hours by myself in the bathroom. Two hours with no one pulling at the shower curtain. Two hours with no one knocking on the…

Growing up in a small town has really sucked for a lot of things in my life.  Mainly anything to do with my self esteem.  I have such a love/hate relationship with my home town. Whoa. Deep. Sorry about that. I refuse to get “deep”…

I have really interesting conversations with Whirlwind while we are in the car.  Today we were on our way to pick up one of her friends for a morning play date. Here is our conversation… Me: “Now when your friend comes over, you do not…

A friend of mine needs to lose weight. Her doctor told her so. I know you think this is me pretending to be “a friend of mine”.  It’s not. It’s not me , I swear. Okay. Yes, my doctor, physiotherapist, acupuncturist and massage therapist all…