Zed and I have become addicted to Hell’s Kitchen Season 7. I’m not sure how it happened.  Probably because all of our other favourite television shows are on holidays. Which is a load of crap. Who do you think you are? Teachers? Get back to…

Whoop. Whoop.  I’m feeling rejuvenated.  We just got home from our summer vacation.  We headed back to Zed’s parents. There are many highlights of our family trip.  But, the biggest one for Zed and I was our ten year college reunion. We got pretty drunk. And…

Have you tried Always Infinity Maxi Pad/ Before we chat about this though…. DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS FLOWN TO LA TO MEET TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS? ITS TRUE, WATCH ME HIT JILLIAN! I’m not even sure how to start this post because…

Whirlwind was playing “house” with Baby Bot. It was super cute.  I sat with my cup of coffee and listened to all the little chatter between the two of them.  It was adorable.  My kids are the sweetest and smartest. They really are.  And if…

Wow. I thought I was “over” Tom Cruise. Apparently, I am not. He is the master. And I am not talking about Scientology. Or Katie Holmes. I’m talking about Rock Of Ages My parents are visiting and like the good hosts we are, Zed and…

Remember when Whirlwind failed Sea Otter? I admit it. I had a really hard time dealing with fact that she failed. And I sounded like an idiot.  You know how I know that? Well, a few weeks back Whirlwind failed Sea Otter again.  And I didn’t…

I am furious with my husband. I woke up from my nap this way.  Yes, I know its 9:10 in the morning on Father’s Day. But, he pissed me off royally in my nappy nap dream. He thinks this is hilarious.  Mostly, because he has…

Baby Bot is 19 months.  I can’t believe it. Mostly, I can’t believe we have him. Because I forget about him all the time. Everything is about 4 year old Whirlwind. She just demands so much attention and Baby Bot just follows happily along. Well,…

I’m a little bit worried about myself. I have another obsession It’s  worse than the time I become obsessed with this. I have developed a sick crush on a bunch of young men.  Young men that are ten years younger than me.  Okay, if I am…

In case you were looking for me, I am writing over at Mildred and Doris today. It’s a post about how I let my high school insecurities fuck up my current friendship with my dearest Mommy Friend. And in case you were wondering who this wonderful Mommy Friend is…..she’s…