In case you were looking for me, I am writing over at Mildred and Doris today.

It’s a post about how I let my high school insecurities fuck up my current friendship with my dearest Mommy Friend.

And in case you were wondering who this wonderful Mommy Friend is…..she’s a Bikini Mom.

I know, I know.

You want to hate her.

But you won’t.

But, just in case you want to hate her, I’ll give you a reason.

She makes home made appetizers.  You know, the kind NOT from a box.

Super annoying.