The Morning Shift….

I am furious with my husband.

I woke up from my nap this way.  Yes, I know its 9:10 in the morning on Father’s Day. But, he pissed me off royally in my nappy nap dream.

He thinks this is hilarious.  Mostly, because he has done this to me before.  There was one morning that we were both waking up at the same time, he looked over at me and said, ” Oooooooh, I am soooooo mad at you.”

Of course we giggle it off.

Because it is just so stupid.

We don’t piss each other off that bad when we are awake. But, when we are sleeping? Watch the hell out.  We can really get on each others last nerve.

The thing is, this morning I totally know why I woke up from my nap mad at him.

You see, Baby Bot and Whirlwind wake up every morning at 5:15.  And Zed does the morning shift until I get up at 7 a.m.

Just call me Princess.

By the way, keep your “this is only a phase” comments to yourself. It’s not. It’s been going on for a year now and it is just our way of life.  Let’s just say you never want us to sleep over at your house.

So, this morning in honour of Father’s Day. I decided to take the 5:15 Morning Shift. Mostly, I took the morning shift because I forgot to make Father’s Day cards with the kids this week.


Surprisingly, it was a wonderful morning with my kids.  I honestly enjoyed the 5:15 Morning Shift. At 7:20 a.m.,  Zed strolled downstairs  looking very refreshed but I bit loopy because he hasn’t slept in until 7:20 since BK.  (Before Kids)

After Fathers Day cards and gifts, I took off for my nap.

And now that this story has gone “full circle”, I better be honest and come clean and tell you why I woke up mad at Zed this morning.

When I was drinking my morning coffee at 5:50 a.m.  I also put in ton of this….

Happy Baileys … I mean, Happy Father’s Day!