Sunday is Mothers Day. I don’t want anything fancy. Please no jewellery and definitely no flowers. All I want is two hours. Two hours by myself in the bathroom. Two hours with no one pulling at the shower curtain. Two hours with no one knocking on the…
Growing up in a small town has really sucked for a lot of things in my life. Mainly anything to do with my self esteem. I have such a love/hate relationship with my home town. Whoa. Deep. Sorry about that. I refuse to get “deep”…
I have really interesting conversations with Whirlwind while we are in the car. Today we were on our way to pick up one of her friends for a morning play date. Here is our conversation… Me: “Now when your friend comes over, you do not…
A friend of mine needs to lose weight. Her doctor told her so. I know you think this is me pretending to be “a friend of mine”. It’s not. It’s not me , I swear. Okay. Yes, my doctor, physiotherapist, acupuncturist and massage therapist all…
Pregnant Lily on “How I Met Your Mother”, is bringing me so much joy. The writers have nailed it. Having a person inside of you is a hot comedic mess. Lily is a hilarious wreck. And its such a refreshing change. Speaking of a refreshing…
When did this happen? It feels like everyone decided that the best way to say “hello” was with a hug. I was definitely not doing this in High School and University. Sidenote: I was doing some other really inappropriate ways of saying hello. I guess I should…
For my last two birthdays, my husband has been kicking ass and taking names. Taking names of authors. He is a very good listener. I am a big fan of the television show “Chelsea Lately”. I love everything about it. I rarely even sweat when…
Whirlwind recently turned four. On the day of her birthday A good friend of mine took her for a few hours. They went out for burgers, did crafts, went swimming and of course there were presents. Whirlwind was given a little case with hair clips,…
I just spent $243 on groceries. Mostly on meat. Sandwich meat, pepperoni, whole frying chickens, pork chops, sausages, smokies beef roasts and pork roasts. Pre made chicken wings and meatballs. Even some fake crab meat. Oh, and hot dogs. If you want to call that meat….
I have very large breasts. Very large breasts. Sometimes the odd friend will ask me if I am going to get a breast reduction. This pisses me off. These are my breasts. It’s my choice isn’t it? Are they embarrassed by my huge rack? I don’t get it….