The Morning Shift….
I am furious with my husband. I woke up from my nap this way. Yes, I know its 9:10 in the morning on Father’s Day. But, he pissed me off royally in my nappy nap dream. He thinks this is hilarious. Mostly, because he has…
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"No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No."
Baby Bot is 19 months. I can’t believe it. Mostly, I can’t believe we have him. Because I forget about him all the time. Everything is about 4 year old Whirlwind. She just demands so much attention and Baby Bot just follows happily along. Well,…
Horny Old Lady….
I’m a little bit worried about myself. I have another obsession It’s worse than the time I become obsessed with this. I have developed a sick crush on a bunch of young men. Young men that are ten years younger than me. Okay, if I am…
My Friend….
In case you were looking for me, I am writing over at Mildred and Doris today. It’s a post about how I let my high school insecurities fuck up my current friendship with my dearest Mommy Friend. And in case you were wondering who this wonderful Mommy Friend is…..she’s…
Bad Words…
Mommy Friend #3 was telling me that she didn’t know the entire “story” of Easter. And she wanted to be able to teach her kids. So like any busy Momma of three would do, she googled it. As she was reading the biblical story of…
Momma’s Going To Par-Tay….
My Book Group is going to Vegas in a few days. And, I have become super annoying about it. I keep doing this to Whirlwind. Me: “Where is Mommy going?” Whirlwind: “Momma’s going to PAR-TAY!” So, I won’t be blogging for a few days because…
Ever Eaten A Snake?
I am obsessed with what people eat. I have recently noticed its the first thing I ask when people return from a holiday. Or from their parents. Or from lunch. Zed met a friend for lunch. So, I was curious to know what he ordered….
Me and Axl Rose
There have been a few instances in my life where I have seen people “lose it”. Or better yet, where I have seen people “lose it” on me. Instance #1 I was running with “The Jiggling Diva’s.” It was 8:30 a.m. on a beautiful Sunday…
Protein, Carbs and Listening….
At breakfast the other morning, Whirlwind handed me some toy wooden bread and made a comment that frightened me. She said, “Here’s your protein, Mommy.” What frightened me was the fact that she thinks bread is protein. Umm…..Time to get with it, kid. Bread is a carbohydrate….
Are You My Mother?
My children love to read. My kids will read for hours. Upon hours. We have even reached the point where 4 year old Whirlwind will read to 18 month Baby Bot. It’s heavenly. And by far my most favourite thing to watch. I love to read…