Behind The Recipe…

This is going to blow your mind. I am about to post a recipe. Breathe. I’m okay. Honest. Firstly, if you would rather read me talking about stupid things here you go…. Me talking about My Huge Boobs. Me talking about My Friends Sex Lives. Or Me…

Nudity Rules…

When is it no longer “okay” for your kids to see you naked? Somewhere there is that magic moment when things just “change”. I remember being about 10 years old when I started to want privacy from my parents. You know, changing in the hotel…

The Dilly Bar

At 3 p.m.the other day, the only thing on my mind was ice cream. I needed it. My family needed it. It was time to spoil our supper. On our way to Dairy Queen, Whirlwind was trying to tell us what she wanted. I couldn’t…

Imposter Mommy…..

Whirlwind is an actress.  She is very creative and will do anything for a laugh. I have no idea where she gets this from……. Ahem. Dance class. School.  Hotel.  Gymnastics Class.  Baby.  Restaurant. We play it all. This morning she was putting on a concert….

Hell’s Kitchen…..

Zed and I have become addicted to Hell’s Kitchen Season 7. I’m not sure how it happened.  Probably because all of our other favourite television shows are on holidays. Which is a load of crap. Who do you think you are? Teachers? Get back to…

Florescent Poop….

Whoop. Whoop.  I’m feeling rejuvenated.  We just got home from our summer vacation.  We headed back to Zed’s parents. There are many highlights of our family trip.  But, the biggest one for Zed and I was our ten year college reunion. We got pretty drunk. And…

Always Infinity Maxi Pad…

Have you tried Always Infinity Maxi Pad/ Before we chat about this though…. DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS FLOWN TO LA TO MEET TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS? ITS TRUE, WATCH ME HIT JILLIAN! I’m not even sure how to start this post because…

I’m The Mom and I Am A Dick….

Whirlwind was playing “house” with Baby Bot. It was super cute.  I sat with my cup of coffee and listened to all the little chatter between the two of them.  It was adorable.  My kids are the sweetest and smartest. They really are.  And if…

Rock Me Tom Cruise….

Wow. I thought I was “over” Tom Cruise. Apparently, I am not. He is the master. And I am not talking about Scientology. Or Katie Holmes. I’m talking about Rock Of Ages My parents are visiting and like the good hosts we are, Zed and…

You Sound Stupid And I Love It….

Remember when Whirlwind failed Sea Otter? I admit it. I had a really hard time dealing with fact that she failed. And I sounded like an idiot.  You know how I know that? Well, a few weeks back Whirlwind failed Sea Otter again.  And I didn’t…