Old People Texting…

I enjoy social media. Okay, I love it. I also love my iphone. Okay, I adore it. If I could make love to it, I would. Actually, I am sure I could make love to it. So let me rethink this. I just like my…

I’m A Pervert….

It’s confession time. Here goes…. I looked down another woman’s shirt. I’m not a lesbian. Not counting that one time in college. Oh, and high school. And not that there is anything wrong with it, it just wasn’t for me.  Too many breasts floating around for my…

Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate The Park…

I love taking my kids to the park.  It’s our thing. But, I have learned a few tricks along the way from my Mommy Friends. Mommy #4 has taught me that sometimes The Park is closed. For example:  Last fall, Baby Bot was not sleeping…

The Sisters Brothers….

I got super duper hooked on a fantastic book this summer. And it totally shocked me. Not for one second did I even think I would enjoy a book about the gold rush.  Or horses. I hate animal books. Hate. Especially talking animals. Ugh. No…

Mark Wahlberg Foursome…

So you know when I write reviews about movies, t.v shows and books and then I somehow make it all about me? Well, here goes. You need to watch this movie… I mean it. You need to watch this movie. It is bloody fantastic. And…

Tag Learning System Is Better Than Vodka…

It’s pretty rare that I am not in the “know” about things. I pride myself for knowing everything and nothing all at once. I remember when I found the flat iron for the first time. I was furious with my friends for never tellling me…

200 lbs of Female Friend…

My Book Group recently went to Vegas and it was beyond amazing. There were 7 of us and it worked like a bloody dream. I hate that I even have to mention that it worked like a bloody dream.  People just assume that because its…

200 lbs of Female Friend…

My Book Group recently went to Vegas and it was beyond amazing. There were 7 of us and it worked like a bloody dream. I hate that I even have to mention that it worked like a bloody dream.  People just assume that because its…

The Back Handed Compliment….

Not too long ago we were at a pancake breakfast in a parking lot. I know, I know. But, I’ll do anything for some good sausage links. The pancakes were fantastic, but Baby Bot got obsessed with a Tiger Mascot and would not quit following…

The Virgin Cure…

I just finished reading this… . I absolutely loved Ami McKay’s other book, The Birth House.  So, when one of the girls at Book Group brought The Virgin Cure, I couldn’t wait to get my greasy little hands on it. And I will continue to…