Whirlwind has been really interested in marriage lately. Stupid Disney Princesses. On our way to dance class the other day, she announced for probably the 9th time in three days, that she wanted to marry her brother, Baby Bot. I told her, “You can’t marry…
Around the time I got pregnant with Baby Bot, I quit exercising. So, its been about three years since I have gotten my “sweat on”. Four weeks ago, I started exercising again. I feel really good. Honestly. Seriously, I am not feeding you a…
I’ve been embarrassed plenty of times by Whirlwind. Like the time she wanted to talk about my Big Vagina. Or the time she kicked me. How about the time she pulled up my dress at the dessert bar? Though my favourite has to be the time she wanted to talk…
I don’t like Halloween. It’s not the scary movies. Which I hate. It’s not the hangover from mini chocolate bars. Which I love. It’s the dressing up. It is so not my thing. It’s because I grew up as a fat kid. Halloween stressed…
I remember getting my first bra. I don’t remember if I was in Grade 5 or 6. I do remember that I was pissed about the whole thing. Let me take you back a bit…. My sister is thirteen years older than me. And my Mom had…
I had a hot date. And not with my husband. It was with a male friend from high school. It has been about 10 years since we had seen each other, but really 17 years since we had had a real meaningful conversation. Saying it…
The other day I was having a conversation with my Mom about, “trying to have a baby.” She said she always thought it was really funny that now a days, people talk about “trying to have a baby” or they make a big announcement about…
I love my job. I love pop culture. And I love that I work at such a job where it is required to keep up with what is happening. I love that I can run and tell a co worker to “Hurry and get your…
I couldn’t do it. I could not get through it. I have failed to finish Fifty Shades Of Grey. I am a failure. I am sorry to have let down all woman kind. I mean, if anyone was going to read this book, it would be…
I’d like to introduce you to my first Guest Blogger, Catherine. I’m not exactly sure how I started to follow her blog, the dabels divulge. Let’s just say it happened organically. If you call blogging, facebook, and twitter, organic. We share a love of trash t.v,…