Fifty Shades of Grey…

I couldn’t do it.

I could not get through it.

I have failed to finish Fifty Shades Of Grey.

I am a failure.

I am sorry to have let down all woman kind. I mean, if anyone was going to read this book, it would be me. Right?

Wrong.

Very wrong.

Now, I know many smart intelligent women who loved this book. And it is now my opportunity to insult all of you.

Seriously.

How did you ever get through this book?

Were you drunk?

Tell the truth.

You were high, weren’t you?

You sneaky little minxes.

You were high.

And you didn’t share. Pfffff.

So, not only do you like Fifty Shades of Grey, you also do not know how to share.

Interesting.

Sort of like, Christan Grey.

Any ways….

I will pretty much read anything and I really wanted to read this book, which is where I think the problem started.  I expected too much from it.  Or maybe more dirty scenes.

Seriously, I had to skip ahead a whole bunch of times to get to the Hubba, Hubba.  And, once I found the Hubba, Hubba, I liked it.

So here it is.

The problem with Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy is….

THERE SHOULD BE MORE SEX!

If I am going to read a book about sex, a book that my girlfriends are mounting their husbands over, then there should be more sex.  Enough with the character development, get to the whips and chains.

I guess I am more of a Penthouse Forum kind of girl. Quick and to the point.

p.s Christian Bale would make a great Christian Grey.

22 thoughts on “Fifty Shades of Grey…

  1. Read Bared To You – better sex. :-). I couldn’t get past the 5th grade writing style of 50…it was a turnoff. I mean, I read it… But everytime I thought I was about to get all hot and bothered she would slaughter an entire paragraph with poor grammar. 🙁

  2. I can’t even bring myself to read it…just like I said I wouldn’t read Twilight, and I ended reading it a few years after it was released…and now I’m a Twilight whore. You watch, I’m saying I wont’ read 50 Shades of Grey, and in 10 years, I’ll be talking about this Christian fellow, and people will think I mean Jesus. I need to get on the bandwagon sooner.

  3. I liked it…and am waiting for the next book from work. I refuse to buy this sort of stuff lol but borrowing from the library is okay.

    It wasn’t as bad as i thought it woudl be and agree that a little more sex woudl be better. The story line isn’t horrible….not great…but not horrible.

    It is in comparison to the twilight series in the sense of quality I think. But even though the quality of the writing is mediocre you can’t help but jump on board and read it. It is kinda like a train wreak…gotta watch. lol

    There is a another book similar to this…bare to you by silvia day…suppose to be even more riskay.

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