Adult Sex…

My friends have the most interesting sex lives. Open Marriages. Affairs. Tinder. Single. Sex After Divorce. Swingers. Masturbation. Online Dating. Their stories of having sex as adults thrill me, probably because I have been having sex with the same man for almost twenty years. Holy Shit….

Scandal And Oral Sex…

I refused to watch Scandal when it first aired. Want to know why?  I hated the name. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Maybe it was unfair of me to judge a book by it’s cover, or in this case, a show by its name. But, really, it’s a dumb name, Shonda…

My Friend’s And Their Sex Lives…

This was first published on September 3rd, 2011.   I’m lucky to have a lot of good friends. Sometimes I wonder what the hell I did right.  I still have childhood, teen, 20’s, college, work and now Mommy friends. I have totally lucked out in…

Slutty Mom’s…

This post was first published on Mommy’s Weird July 30th, 2011.   My sister says that I have to quit talking about my sex life. In my defense, I  keep talking about it because I am hoping that I am going to find someone else…

R Rated Mommy and Me…

This post was previously published on August 7, 2011.   After Whirlwind was born I took solace in a Mommy and Me Group. It was every Tuesday morning and if Whirlwind was napping I would be furious with her b.c it really was my only…

This Turns Me On…

We have been married for 11 years. And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions. Just once. I swear. I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross.  I…

2013 Best Blog Posts….

I was recently asked by a friend on twitter, what my favourite blog posts of 2013 were/are. First let’s address that I said “friend on twitter”. Yes, there are people on twitter that I have never met in real life that I consider my friends….

Whoa… During The Day Part II…

Remember when I told you I was trying to make new friends?  Remember how I am trying to fit in at school pick up? Remember when I discovered that all of my friends were having sex during the day? Sorry that is a lot of…

Tired Wife Happy Husband…

My girlfriend is sleep deprived. And it is terrible. She is a bloody psycho. I caught her yelling at a box of smarties on her kitchen counter. Seriously. What did smarties ever do to her? She was behaving like a bird that broke into her…

Sex In The Basement…

Before I tell you about my friends having sex in the basement…. YES THAT IS ME WITH TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS!READ ABOUT MY TRIP TO LA I haven’t talked about my friends sex lives for a while. Maybe I am growing up. Bah. Damn,…