This Turns Me On…

We have been married for 11 years.

And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions.

Just once.

I swear.

I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross.  I admit it. But, he is soooo my type. His eyes. His smile. His laugh. His parenting. And his sweeping.


Zed sweeping


Oh his sweeping.

It gets me each and every time.

It’s the sweeping that keeps things real.

So, let’s get real…..

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Tips for a memorable month of love from my friends at Trojan….

Yes. I said friends.

1)      Don’t forget to discover each other’s bodies

Everyone loves a great massage that can help us relax and get us in the moodMassages release endorphins, which are sure to turn up the heat in the bedroom. Focusing on the bodily sensations helps you stay present, enhancing pleasure—so try a scented body oil to heighten the experience

2)      Remember to focus on foreplay

Sometimes it can seem like a rush to get to the main event, but foreplay is an integral component leading up to sexual intercourse. Research suggests that men and women prefer 18 minutes of foreplay before getting to the deed—so during the season of love, make it your mantra to focus on foreplay and have fun

3)      Get adventurous with a new lubricant

 Lubricants help to enhance the sensations between both you and your partner and with Trojan’s large variety of lubricants, there’s something for everyone whether you’re looking to intensify or take things to a whole new level. Trojan™ Arouses & Intensifies Lubricant takes foreplay to new heights and intensifies during intercourse.

4)      Take your experiential Valentine’s Day gift to the next level with a vibrator

Try Trojan™ Multi-Thrill™ 3 in 1 Vibrating Bullet to spark pleasure with three different textures and for spot-on pleasure, the Trojan™ Hot Spot™ Vibrating Ring will heighten sensations for both you and your partner.

I love being part of the Church & Dwight team. Yes, I do get some perks to chat about their products that I use.  As always, I only write about stuff I like. And Momma likes this.