Forget Diamonds…

I am the kind of woman who gets ticked off at her husband when he sends flowers to the house. Ungrateful? Sure. Call me that. For me the romance is gone because I cannot help but think of the cost of the flowers and how much…

This Turns Me On…

We have been married for 11 years. And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions. Just once. I swear. I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross.  I…