Monday Morning Threesome

Even as a little girl I was obsessed with Pop Culture.  I remember buying People Magazine when I was 8 years old. I’m not sure how my obsession started.  I was born this way.  Just ask Lady Gaga. Maybe its because there was a lack…

I Want My Own Stuff…..

My morning routine consists of Whirlwind saying,  “Mommy, can we do eyes?” Eyes, you ask? It means she wants to “do her makeup” with me.  It’s cute. It keeps her busy, while I am busy. At times it can be annoying. Like, the time she…

The Neighbourhood Bastard

We moved into our neighbourhood just over a year ago. I find it amazing that we hardly know our neighbours. I mean, I didn’t expect everyone to do cartwheels when we moved in.  To be honest, I am not sure what I expected. When I was…

Can A Leopard Change It’s Spots?

While getting everyone ready for bed time, I mentioned to Zed that someone was a Leper. First of all, I am not sure why I even said that. I am not even sure I know what a Leper is. I am not even sure I…

The Orgasm Backlash…

I’ve finally shared my blog with the world. And by world I mean my Facebook page. After the first day of sharing I was sick to my stomach.  In the middle of the night, I ran downstairs to the computer and jumped on Facebook and…

Mommy’s Got A Jerk Face…

Yup Mommy’s got a jerk face. But, I also have a face that let’s you know when I am having fun. And I had fun hitting Jillian Michaels in front of Super Model Tyra Banks.  I’ve turned into THAT Mom. I don’t know how it…

Just Call Me Mariah Carey…

I was recently asked about my favourite posts. And it was really hard to pick. I think they are all bloody hillarious. Panty wetting material. So here they are: Hot Mom’s Critical Old Ladies I Almost Swallowed My Tongue Whoa During The Day?! Is this…

Being Chubby Has Its Advantages….

I love the Oscars. I love watching films that were nominated and then letting others know I saw it. It makes me feel refined. Do I like silent films in black and white? No. Not at all. But, I just had to see The Artist…

"I’m Going To Play With The Tied Up Kid….."

We are night time potty training with Whirlwind.  She is such a sound sleeper that we are waking her up a few times a night and then have her walk to use the potty. I went to wake her at 3:30 a.m. When I got…

The "F" Word…

My Mom knows about my blog. And so does my brother. I love my family, I really do.  I mean, I have been hiding this blog from them since I started.  But, I do love them. Why does that sound like I need some convincing?…