There’s a group of Mom’s I get together with every once and a while. I call them The Hot Mom’s. Mainly, I call them this because I am too lazy too name them all to my husband when he asks who I am going out for…

I just finished this book…. It’s a story of African American Slaves who are taken by their owners to spend their summers at a “resort” in the Northern United States.  It’s an okay read. It’s no Book of Negroes. I was scared of reading The…

Whirlwind has been popping out some good ones lately…. You can tell she is using that little brain of hers.  For example; Whirlwind:  “Why does Caillou get to wear shoes inside?” Me:  “Um……Because they don’t have carpet in their house.” What I really want to…

I am so fucking sick of all these movies geared towards fifteen year old boys and their disposable income. I do NOT want to watch all these stupid horror movies. Or whatever the hell you call them. I just don’t. I don’t. I don’t. I…

I would like to lose thirty pounds.  This is not news. And its pretty important to me that I try to keep these facts from my kids. I grew up feeling fat even when I wasn’t. I went on my first diet when I was…

I went on a girls ski weekend a few weeks ago.  Wine, giggles, hot tub, cheese galore and of course skiing.  As always it was fantastic. And I appreciated every second of it. Except, I never really slept in at all. Which sort of sucked….

I don’t usually do this. Actually this is the very first picture of my personal life that I have ever posted on Mommy’s Weird. I have to share it today, because today my smart, funny, rotten, goofy three year old daughter turns four. We didn’t…

Brrrring, Brrrriiiing  (That’s the phone) Me:  Hello Friend: I have an extra ticket to a wine tasting tonight. Do you want to go? Me: Honestly, yes. But, things are pretty tight here…and with me still being on Mat Leave….and the new house….I really cannot afford…