Before we start talking about my big body parts, let’s talk about me using my body to hit Jillian Michaels with Tyra Banks watching. Whirlwind is getting soooo big. She is the smartest. Full of wonderful ideas, stories and questions. Why do bees live in…
Half my book club went to see “The Help” the other night. I couldn’t wait for our lame ass movie theatre to get it. So sick of movies for 14 year old boys . The last time I saw that many old ladies in one place,…
SHE ENDS UP WITH PACEY? I guess I did want Joey and Pacey to be together. They just had that little something. I think because Katie and Josh dated in real life they really had that chemistry thing down. There was always a little twinkle…
….nor do I really give a flying fuck. But, I would give more than a fuck to Greg Kinnear. He wears the sexiest glasses in the movie. But this scene made me want to rip my pants off. Look at him. Just beautiful. He is…
I’m heading to the Big City tomorrow to stay with a friend for a couple of nights. Sans kids. I know. Awesome. But, the guilt. It’s eating at me. My sister says that I will feel guilty either way so I my as well go. And she…
I’m lucky to have a lot of good friends. Sometimes I wonder what the hell I did right. I still have childhood, teen, 20’s, college, work and now Mommy friends. I have totally lucked out in life. It’s most apparent in my life when I…
Before you read this post about Outrageous Shampoo, you should know that I hit Jillian Michaels on TV with Tyra Banks watching. But, the bitch broke my bra! I had no idea you still existed. There is a saying or maybe its from a Garth…
Whirlwind has been talking quite a bit about Santa Clause. And most recently she has been talking about asking Santa for a dog. I think I nipped it in the bud. I told her that “Dogs have to be walked and fed and bathed and…
I like to go to movies alone. Sometimes. Well. Maybe that is not true. What I mean is….I don’t mind going to movies alone. I would prefer company. But, if I can’t get something planned with a friend or find a babysitter, then I have no problem…
While in the van I gave Whirlwind a piece of licorice. After she puts it in her mouth she announces, “I don’t like licorice.” “Here, give it to me”, I said as I reached back towards her seat. I grabbed the uneaten piece and shoved the…