My daughter and I have a problem. We surround ourselves with beautiful people. I don’t know why it happens. It just does. We need to make ourselves some ugly friends. Stat. And, I have a confession to make…. my friends wear bikini’s. And they…
I love Jersey Shore. It’s not my vice. To me its an honour to spend every Thursday with them. They are my friends. Especially Vinny. I think about him a lot. In fact I think that he is my boyfriend. I have since the first…
I know it was buy one get one free. I know it only cost me $9 for 6 pairs of socks. But, knowing the brand Wonderbra I thought I was pretty safe in trying out their new line of socks. They are called Active Wear and…
Zed and I had a date night a few weeks ago. There was really nothing to see. But because of my new found love of Jason Bateman, (I hope his friends call him Batman. That would be the best nickname.) we decided that this was…
While driving around running a few errands Whirlwind and I start discussing babies. Where a baby would sleep? If our baby will be a boy for a girl? I AM NOT PREGNANT. Just so you know. I told Whirlwind that Mommy and Daddy would have…
I got another, ” Oh, I listen to you on the radio.” But from a pharmacist. So, you can just imagine the uncomfortableness. I am just really glad I wasn’t picking up anything that I was embarrassed about. Like the time I had to get…
Every Tuesday I go walking with a group of Mom’s. But because Whirlwind was being a Friggn’ Psycho this morning we didn’t go. So instead I am at home writing about our walks. Wearing size 2x capri’s. UGH. A few weeks ago there were 6 of…
After Whirlwind was born I took solace in a Mommy and Me Group. It was every Tuesday morning and if Whirlwind was napping I would be furious with her b.c it really was my only outing every week. The group of Mom’s was a mixed…
“What was that?!” I say knowing full well that she has just tooted. Whirlwind: ” I don’t know” Sarcastically I say. ” You don’t know?” Whirldwind, ” It was a duck.” Me: “.. hmmmmm”
I enjoy Tina Fey. I love her on SNL’s Weekend Update. I love her as Sarah Palin. I love her on 30 Rock as Liz Lemon. I love her t.v appearances. Maybe I love her. I was super excited when TWO COPIES of Bossypants showed up at…