I love Jersey Shore.

It’s not my vice.

To me its an honour to spend every Thursday with them.

They are my friends.

Especially Vinny. I think about him a lot. In fact I think that he is my boyfriend. I have since the first season. Usually I think about him at stop lights while driving Whirlwind and BabyBot.

And I thought I had a handle on this crush. Until today..

I love you Vinny.  I don’t like that blonde girl you slept with after your roomate Deena made out with her. But, that obviously means you aren’t that picky and I may have a chance.