My sister says that I have to quit talking about my sex life. In my defense, I  keep talking about it because I am hoping that I am going to find someone else who is in the same boat. And that search is not going…

I dressed up for my massage appointment. Let me explain. I called a new RMT to help me with my back problems. On the phone she recognized my name and voice and mentioned that she hadn’t heard me on the radio lately. And because I…

After 2 days in “The Min” (my sad attempt to make our mini van sound cool) and almost 3 weeks at my parents we are home. Apparently while we were away I forgot about basic hygiene. Well, not really forgot. I hate to wash. I think…

 My parents watched the kids while Zed and I escaped for a day on our own. It was my perfect day. An all you can eat East Indian Buffet and a movie. And it was cheap Tuesday. I felt high. We went to this movie with…

Is it possible to love and hate a place as much as this one? I love how familiar it is. I hate how my self esteem drops. I love my family. I hate my hair. I love my friends and how they accept me like…

If I have to see another preview of Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts kissing I am going to punch myself in the face. Seriously. I have never ever seen anything so disturbing in my life. Not even the time I googled hemorrhoids. Side note: I…

We were driving by the hospital and Whirlwind says, “That’s where Baby Bot was born’ed” I say, “Yup” She says, “You pushed and pushed like this, (Big Grunt) and POP like a Jack in the Box he was born’ed”