After 2 days in “The Min” (my sad attempt to make our mini van sound cool) and almost 3 weeks at my parents we are home. Apparently while we were away I forgot about basic hygiene.

Well, not really forgot. I hate to wash. I think I’ve told you this already. Whatever. Drying off is for suckers.

My eyebrows are a damn mess. So, I grabbed the tweezers, sat on the toilet and started to pluck.

Fine.

HUH.

WHA…

Grey eyebrow hair.

HUH.

WHA…

I never knew this could happen. Granted I know my father has big bushy grey eyebrows, but I never really expected to inherit those along with his flat ass.

Mother F*cker.