Blissdom Canada Blogging Conference…

During my first few days of taking Radio Broadcasting in College, I will never forget the intense feeling of, “these people get me.” Their brains were also filled with useless information that no one else on the planet really gave a hot damn about. So,…

the robot mommy….

I’d like to introduce you to my Guest Blogger, Kristi.  I started to follow her blog, the robot mommy, very soon after I started blogging.   In fact we sort of became friends after I wrote a post about how my armpits look like vaginas‘ and in a…

L-O-N-G…….

Recently our family was invited to a friends for supper and a hot tub.  Whirlwind and this friend have a very special relationship. But there was that 0.01% time that I did not. You can read about it here. Any who… Whirlwind and I headed into…

I’ve always loved to read. I grew up in a small town where we couldn’t get new books. Yes, there was the school library, but I had read every single book in it. I swear this is almost true. There was also the Seniors Drop…

The Life of A Super Model Sucks…

Around the time I got pregnant with Baby Bot, I quit exercising.   So, its been about three years since I have gotten my “sweat on”. Four weeks ago, I started exercising again. I feel really good. Honestly. Seriously, I am not feeding you a…

My Ratty Old Underwear…

I’ve been embarrassed plenty of times by Whirlwind. Like the time she wanted to talk about my Big Vagina. Or the time she kicked me. How about the time she pulled up my dress at the dessert bar? Though my favourite has to be the time she wanted to talk…

Fat Girl on Halloween…

I don’t like Halloween. It’s not the scary movies.  Which I hate.   It’s not the hangover from mini chocolate bars.  Which I love. It’s the dressing up. It is so not my thing. It’s because I grew up as a fat kid.  Halloween stressed…

My First Bra…

I remember getting my first bra. I don’t remember if I was in Grade 5 or 6. I do remember that I was pissed about the whole thing. Let me take you back a bit…. My sister is thirteen years older than me. And my Mom had…

Dance Mix 94…

I had a hot date. And not with my husband. It was with a male friend from high school. It has been about 10 years since we had seen each other, but really 17 years since we had had a real meaningful conversation. Saying it…

Trying To Have A Baby…

The other day I was having a conversation with my Mom about, “trying to have a baby.” She said she always thought it was really funny that now a days, people talk about “trying to have a baby” or they make a big announcement about…