Even as a little girl I was obsessed with Pop Culture. I remember buying People Magazine when I was 8 years old. I’m not sure how my obsession started. I was born this way. Just ask Lady Gaga. Maybe its because there was a lack…
I’ve finally shared my blog with the world. And by world I mean my Facebook page. After the first day of sharing I was sick to my stomach. In the middle of the night, I ran downstairs to the computer and jumped on Facebook and…
Yup Mommy’s got a jerk face. But, I also have a face that let’s you know when I am having fun. And I had fun hitting Jillian Michaels in front of Super Model Tyra Banks. I’ve turned into THAT Mom. I don’t know how it…
My Mom knows about my blog. And so does my brother. I love my family, I really do. I mean, I have been hiding this blog from them since I started. But, I do love them. Why does that sound like I need some convincing?…
There’s a group of Mom’s I get together with every once and a while. I call them The Hot Mom’s. Mainly, I call them this because I am too lazy too name them all to my husband when he asks who I am going out for…
Before we get to the Vulva Free Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition… You might like to know that I was on t.v with Tyra Banks and Jillian Michaels. And I hit Jillian. Yup. I hit her. I have to walk three blocks total to get…
If there is one thing I hate about parenting, it has to be invited to the naked birthday parties, stay with me here… I WAS FLOWN TO LA TO HANG WITH TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS!!!!! I am noticing a trend. Whenever I start a…
There is nothing worse than doing “The Walk of Shame” I remember it well. At the same time, you should never do “The Walk of Shame”, it shouldn’t even be an option. After you knock boots. You should just leave. Stat. Do not spend the…
Before we start talking about my big body parts, let’s talk about me using my body to hit Jillian Michaels with Tyra Banks watching. Whirlwind is getting soooo big. She is the smartest. Full of wonderful ideas, stories and questions. Why do bees live in…
My daughter and I have a problem. We surround ourselves with beautiful people. I don’t know why it happens. It just does. We need to make ourselves some ugly friends. Stat. And, I have a confession to make…. my friends wear bikini’s. And they…