Not again…
I got another, ” Oh, I listen to you on the radio.” But from a pharmacist. So, you can just imagine the uncomfortableness. I am just really glad I wasn’t picking up anything that I was embarrassed about. Like the time I had to get…
Category: I’m Hilarious
Critical Old Ladies
Every Tuesday I go walking with a group of Mom’s. But because Whirlwind was being a Friggn’ Psycho this morning we didn’t go. So instead I am at home writing about our walks. Wearing size 2x capri’s. UGH. A few weeks ago there were 6 of…
What I am teaching my daughter….
Knowing all the words to the Revenge of The Nerds talent show WILL get you far in life.
4days?!
I was at a BBQ before the 2nd baby was born. And I didn’t really know everyone. Plus, I was without the crutch of Zed or Whirlwind. Side note: There is nothing better than having a toddler at a social event where you don’t feel…
Hot Mom’s
Listen I know you want to read about Hot Mom’s. But before you do, you should know that I once pushed celebrity trainer Jillian Michaels in front of Super Model Tyra Banks. Before I start this post, I want you to know I am not…
Electrocuted…
Whirlwind and I were making muffins, to keep her busy I told her to read the recipe. She starts to read and says, “ Put in raisins and get electrocuted.” And she calls me weird.