Every Tuesday I go walking with a group of Mom’s. But because Whirlwind was being a Friggn’ Psycho this morning we didn’t go. So instead I am at home writing about our walks. Wearing size 2x capri’s. UGH. A few weeks ago there were 6 of…
After Whirlwind was born I took solace in a Mommy and Me Group. It was every Tuesday morning and if Whirlwind was napping I would be furious with her b.c it really was my only outing every week. The group of Mom’s was a mixed…
“What was that?!” I say knowing full well that she has just tooted. Whirlwind: ” I don’t know” Sarcastically I say. ” You don’t know?” Whirldwind, ” It was a duck.” Me: “.. hmmmmm”
I enjoy Tina Fey. I love her on SNL’s Weekend Update. I love her as Sarah Palin. I love her on 30 Rock as Liz Lemon. I love her t.v appearances. Maybe I love her. I was super excited when TWO COPIES of Bossypants showed up at…
My sister says that I have to quit talking about my sex life. In my defense, I keep talking about it because I am hoping that I am going to find someone else who is in the same boat. And that search is not going…
I dressed up for my massage appointment. Let me explain. I called a new RMT to help me with my back problems. On the phone she recognized my name and voice and mentioned that she hadn’t heard me on the radio lately. And because I…
After 2 days in “The Min” (my sad attempt to make our mini van sound cool) and almost 3 weeks at my parents we are home. Apparently while we were away I forgot about basic hygiene. Well, not really forgot. I hate to wash. I think…
My parents watched the kids while Zed and I escaped for a day on our own. It was my perfect day. An all you can eat East Indian Buffet and a movie. And it was cheap Tuesday. I felt high. We went to this movie with…
Is it possible to love and hate a place as much as this one? I love how familiar it is. I hate how my self esteem drops. I love my family. I hate my hair. I love my friends and how they accept me like…
If I have to see another preview of Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts kissing I am going to punch myself in the face. Seriously. I have never ever seen anything so disturbing in my life. Not even the time I googled hemorrhoids. Side note: I…