Before you read this post about Outrageous Shampoo, you should know that I hit Jillian Michaels on TV with Tyra Banks watching. But, the bitch broke my bra! I had no idea you still existed. There is a saying or maybe its from a Garth…
Whirlwind has been talking quite a bit about Santa Clause. And most recently she has been talking about asking Santa for a dog. I think I nipped it in the bud. I told her that “Dogs have to be walked and fed and bathed and…
I like to go to movies alone. Sometimes. Well. Maybe that is not true. What I mean is….I don’t mind going to movies alone. I would prefer company. But, if I can’t get something planned with a friend or find a babysitter, then I have no problem…
While in the van I gave Whirlwind a piece of licorice. After she puts it in her mouth she announces, “I don’t like licorice.” “Here, give it to me”, I said as I reached back towards her seat. I grabbed the uneaten piece and shoved the…
My daughter and I have a problem. We surround ourselves with beautiful people. I don’t know why it happens. It just does. We need to make ourselves some ugly friends. Stat. And, I have a confession to make…. my friends wear bikini’s. And they…
I love Jersey Shore. It’s not my vice. To me its an honour to spend every Thursday with them. They are my friends. Especially Vinny. I think about him a lot. In fact I think that he is my boyfriend. I have since the first…
I know it was buy one get one free. I know it only cost me $9 for 6 pairs of socks. But, knowing the brand Wonderbra I thought I was pretty safe in trying out their new line of socks. They are called Active Wear and…
Zed and I had a date night a few weeks ago. There was really nothing to see. But because of my new found love of Jason Bateman, (I hope his friends call him Batman. That would be the best nickname.) we decided that this was…
While driving around running a few errands Whirlwind and I start discussing babies. Where a baby would sleep? If our baby will be a boy for a girl? I AM NOT PREGNANT. Just so you know. I told Whirlwind that Mommy and Daddy would have…
I got another, ” Oh, I listen to you on the radio.” But from a pharmacist. So, you can just imagine the uncomfortableness. I am just really glad I wasn’t picking up anything that I was embarrassed about. Like the time I had to get…