What I am teaching my daughter….
Knowing all the words to the Revenge of The Nerds talent show WILL get you far in life.
4days?!
I was at a BBQ before the 2nd baby was born. And I didn’t really know everyone. Plus, I was without the crutch of Zed or Whirlwind. Side note: There is nothing better than having a toddler at a social event where you don’t feel…
The Paris Wife….
Just finished this book a few nights ago. And I have fallen deeply in friend-love of Hadley. I almost want to have another baby just so that I can name her Hadley. Even if its a boy. Hadley is Ernest Hemingway’s first wife and its…
Whirlwind Says….
We were driving by the hospital and Whirlwind says, “That’s where Baby Bot was born’ed” I say, “Yup” She says, “You pushed and pushed like this, (Big Grunt) and POP like a Jack in the Box he was born’ed”
Blue Valentine…
WOWZA! What a movie. What a FILM! And Ryan Gosling is the new love of my life. Michelle Williams has come far from Dawsons Creek. In support of her I started season 5 of Dawsons Creek last night. Now that is some good t.v. James…
Hot Mom’s
Listen I know you want to read about Hot Mom’s. But before you do, you should know that I once pushed celebrity trainer Jillian Michaels in front of Super Model Tyra Banks. Before I start this post, I want you to know I am not…
Electrocuted…
Whirlwind and I were making muffins, to keep her busy I told her to read the recipe. She starts to read and says, “ Put in raisins and get electrocuted.” And she calls me weird.
Blogging Virgin
So Zed and I get into bed and I asked him, “Do you think we are ever going to have sex again?” To which he answered “NO.” and then we both just started giggling. Like it was the funniest thing we have ever heard. And that…