The Boob Man….
Remember when I was saying that Baby Bot is a little bit behind compared to when Whirlwind was two? I wish I had waited a bit before writing that. Because Bot, is as smart as a damn whip. Me not so much. I guess he…
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I Just Don’t Care As Much…
Baby Bot is 2. He is probably the coolest cat on the planet. I don’t know a kid that is as awesome as he is. He’s just got life by the horns, man. He’s not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but I don’t…
Top 25 Funny Mom’s….
Last year I placed #15 in the Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs on Circle of Mom’s. As far as I know, I was the only Canadian to make the Top 25. But, I like to make things up, so I might be wrong. Any ways,…
Compliments From A 4 Year Old….
The other day I was working at the computer with my wallet beside me. Let’s say I was paying bills and not online shopping. Yeah, let’s say that. My Mom and Whirlwind were hovering around me while I was doing my ahem, ahem, bill shopping,…
Mindy Kaling…
In case you have forgotten, this blog is about talking about funny parenting stuff and somehow talking about myself while trying to do movie and book reviews. It’s been a while since I have reviewed a book or movie. You know how I know that?…
Spelling B-A-D Words…
We spell words around our house. It’s our secret adult language. We spell bad words like, D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D and A-S-S. We spell words that I don’t want the kids to say like S-T-U-P-I-D and D-U-M-B and F-A-T. We spell words that we don’t want the kids to pick…
Feminism and Barbie….
I just got a comment on my most recent blog post that has inspired a post of its own. Inspiration really is everywhere, isn’t it. I sort of feel like I am in a deodorant commercial. You know dancing and frolicking in a meadow. Anywho… The…
Sex Curiosity….
Something has been annoying me lately. And its starting to really tick me off. Its like everywhere I look I see young women being sexualized. I am pretty sure this has been happening for years and I am only noticing it now because I am…
Passing Out…
I don’t think “passing out” at a party is or ever was a good thing. Not as a teenager.Side note: Once I drank an entire mickey of vodka straight and I woke myself up by snoring on a hall floor with a slice of ham on my…
50th Birthday Faux Pas…
My poor friend. She recently turned fifty. That’s not the problem, because she is rocking fifty like a hot damn. Here’s what happened… For her big 5-0, three of us got together to buy her a spa day. She was so excited. And luckily she…