Jenny Craig…
Recently a friend told me a story that I just have to share. Side note: Aren’t you glad I have such interesting friends? Otherwise what the hell would I talk about. I really did something good in my last life to keep such ridiculous…
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How To Do It…
There has been some talk in our home about having a third baby. Basically, it’s a thought. I feel like I would really like another child. There is just this really odd feeling inside me, probably my uterus, that feels like our family isn’t quite…
Do People Really Need Four Couches?
I find it hard to be serious when I write. It’s the sarcastic jack ass in me. She is just dying to get out. All the time. But, I try to keep my reigns on her. Because she can pop out at really the most…
Christmas Movies: Ice Age Continental Drift
Let me preface this post I love Christmas. But, since having children, I haven’t really loved Christmas as much as I used too. Mostly, because now I am “The Mom”. And it sucks being “The Mom” at Christmas. You know why? Because “The Mom” does…
The Baby Mullet….
I’ve made some parenting mistakes in my short four years on the job. Like, renaming my daughter, “Damn It”. Or when I inadvertently taught her to call people, “Lepers”. But, by far the worst thing I have ever said to my daughter would be the time I…
Working Mother Chronicles…
I’d like to introduce you to Erin. from Working Mother Chronicles. I had been reading her blog for a few months before meeting her in real life. She is witty as hell (auditioned for Jeopardy), super smart (hello, lawyer!) and has the ability to laugh at herself. Obviously, I’m…
Erin lives with her family in Calgary, AB. She’s a lawyer by training and currently works for the Mayor of Calgary. Her life is what it would look like if Parks & Recreation and Modern Family had a baby sitcom. Minus Amy Poehler and Eric…
May-December Romance…
If you haven’t been to Mommy’s Weird before, you will soon notice that I am obsessed with talking about the fact that I weigh 200 lbs. And not in a bad way. I say it the same annoying way that a super fit woman complains…
Boys Can Marry Boys and Boys Can Marry Girls and Girls Can Marry Girls…
Remember when Whirlwind wanted to marry her brother? Well, she is not over that. She is still very determined. “But, not now Mommy, ” she said. “When he is bigger like Daddy.” And because I didn’t want her to have a complete and utter meltdown…
What Is Okay To One Parent Is Not Always Okay To Another….
I am always shocked by what parents deem to be okay. I have a friend with an eight year old son. She always supervises him while he is in their unfenced front yard. In fact, she won’t even leave him in their front yard…