Something beautiful is happening. My children are in love with their grandparents. They want to call them, they want to sleep over with them, they want to draw pictures for them, they want to show them everything. I don’t have a lot of memories like…
You can lie to most people. You can fib about your wage, how much you weigh and even how many orgasms you had the night before. You can even tell nice lies, like when you tell your best friend her kitchen looks fine, even though…
Holla! Yes I just said Holla. It’s better than “Yo” or “Who let the dog’s out?” I mean, what a stupid saying. What does letting the dogs out have to do with anything anywhere? And why is there a song about it. Oh damn it,…
Okay. I didn’t make the list for 2013 Top Funny Mom’s. Weird right? Because we totally killed it last year. Stupid dumb voting contests. I mean, really. We all know how great I am. Do we really have to vote daily to remind the rest…
I might have just over reacted. Here is what is happening, my son is watching, Dinosaur Train. He just friggn’ loves Dinosaurs. He stomps around the house growling constantly. He is either a Dinosaur or a Bear Beast or Sponge Bob Square Pants. Honestly, I…
Meet Marianne, we met while competing to be the funniest Mom’s in 2012. I would like to add that we rocked that mofo list last year and then this year we both failed to make the Top 25. So, as an FYI: Those lists are…
Baby Bot is getting to be hilarious little two year old. Baby Bot: Knock, Knock Zed: Umm…. Who’s there….? Baby Bot: Milk. Zed (laughing): Milk who? Baby Bot: Milk in my mouth. But my personal favourite comes courtesy of Chirp Magazine. Me: Knock, Knock Whirlwind:…
Whirlwind turned 5 on Tuesday. Deep, long, inhale…. and exhale. It’s amazing and scary and awesome and fun and…. and…. Well, I am not sure how to say this, but she has been acting sort of… sort of…sort of….not cool. I’m not sure what else…
I want my penny back. The Canadian Government has said ” Goodbye to the penny!” And I don’t like it. Not one little bit. Listen, I know that it costs 1.6 cents to make the 1 cent penny. So, I get that getting rid of…
I’ve been so hooked on Suburgatory, New Girl, The Mindy Project, Modern Family, The Middle and Parenthood that I haven’t been spending much time watching movies. Wow. That is a lot of t.v. Whatever. I don’t have much going for me lately. So, when I…