Knock Knock Volume I and II

Baby Bot is getting to be hilarious little two year old.

Baby Bot: Knock, Knock

Zed:  Umm…. Who’s there….?

Baby Bot:  Milk.

Zed (laughing):  Milk who?

Baby Bot:  Milk in my mouth.

But my personal favourite comes courtesy of Chirp Magazine.

Me: Knock, Knock

Whirlwind:  Who’s there?

Me:  Leaf

Whirlwind: Leaf who?

Me: Leaf me alone.

Damn, that cracks me up every time.