Dirt Devil Flipout Review and Giveaway…

Okay guys, when I dig a product, I dig it and when Zed digs a product he is absolutely adorable. We were given the Dirt Devil Flipout Lithium Powered Cordless Hand Vac to try out. Immediately, my husband knew that this was going to be…

We Don’t Wear Wedding Rings…

I never really thought it was a big deal that my husband and I don’t wear wedding rings. It wasn’t a trendy choice we made. We didn’t get matching ring finger tattoos. It wasn’t a conversation that we sat down and had. It just happened….

Mother’s Guilt…

I suffer from Mother’s Guilt, constantly. Today I went to a zumba class, I came home, refreshed and happy. I mean who wouldn’t be, I just danced my chubby, booty shaking, breast bouncing body for an hour to some kick ass tunes. It was beyond…

No. You Hoover It…

Well, it took a while. But, I think we finally found a cleaning job that we might just fight over. Ladies and Gentlemen, please let me introduce you to the Hoover FloorMate® SteamScrub™ 2-IN-1… See, I was not kidding you. Look how happy he is? First of…

My Living Room….

Remember when I was updating my living room and I posted a “How To Whitewash Your Fireplace”. That was weird, eh. You don’t come to Mommy’s Weird to see me do home reno’s or how to’s. You come here because…. Crap. I don’t know why…

My Husband’s Tools….

I am planning a deck party. Women please wear bright lipstick and high heels. So…. now that you watched this. Can you relate? Wait. HOLD UP. Before you leave please go follow me on twitter. WHOA. Thought you were getting off that easy did you?!…

Parenting Techniques….

Before we get to our parenting techniques, you should know the kind of person I am. I am a person who is invited to be on National TV and hit celebrity trainer Jillian Michaels in front of super model Tyra Banks.  My husband was giving…

This Turns Me On…

We have been married for 11 years. And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions. Just once. I swear. I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross.  I…

What A B*tch….

Today a friend asked me if she could take Baby Bot to her house for a playdate and lunch. I didn’t reply to her text. Then I ran into her at a play group. Baby Bot was playing with her son and I was reading…