I Love My Kids But I Don’t Love Being A Mom

I feel like this title says it all. I love my kids but I don’t love being a Mom. There. Can I just click “publish” and that you will understand what I am trying to say? Maybe you won’t. Listen, this doesn’t mean I don’t…

Christmas Ha Ha…

There are some super funny ladies putting some serious Christmas giggles into the universe. Read all 5 of these.  It is a combo of underwear around your neck, posing sexy under the Christmas tree, whining about being born at Christmas, Christmas gifts Mom’s really want…

Only A Mother Can…

My Mom just said something sort of dicky to me. I can’t remember what it was because she cannot help herself with me. We just had this conversation… Me: You know Mom, sometimes you say really mean things. My Mom: That must be where you…

Career First or Kids First….

A few years ago I was on a group Mommy walk and we opened up quite a bit about how we were feeling about being Mom’s.  One big subject for us was about mat leave, staying at home and the loss of our careers. One…

Curtains Are Open…

Ugh. I hate Colleen. Mainly because she got me kicked out of a stupid blogging contest (I have no proof of this, but I am pretty sure it was here.  What a jerk! I kid.), but mostly because she wrote a book.  I want to…

My First Bra…

I remember getting my first bra. I don’t remember if I was in Grade 5 or 6. I do remember that I was pissed about the whole thing. Let me take you back a bit…. My sister is thirteen years older than me. And my Mom had…

Imposter Mommy…..

Whirlwind is an actress.  She is very creative and will do anything for a laugh. I have no idea where she gets this from……. Ahem. Dance class. School.  Hotel.  Gymnastics Class.  Baby.  Restaurant. We play it all. This morning she was putting on a concert….