Only A Mother Can…

My Mom just said something sort of dicky to me.

I can’t remember what it was because she cannot help herself with me.

We just had this conversation…

Me: You know Mom, sometimes you say really mean things.

My Mom: That must be where you get it from.


Just wow.

She is that good.

And she’s right. I do get it from her.

I also get my love of booze from her too…



Damn she is going to be mad about this.

No worries. I already have a call into my lawyer.