Movie Review: Koala Kid….

My kids love kids t.v. Like, love, love, love, love, love kids t.v.  If I let them, they would watch kids t.v all day. Seriously.  They just cannot get enough of it. I think its in their genes. Seriously.  When I was waiting for Whirlwind…

Why Are You Mad At Me, Mommy?

Sometimes I am quiet. I know, I know. That shocks you. But, it’s true. I am a very complicated beast. Recently, I had a busy day with the kids, we had a ton of different drop off’s and pick up’s.  And you know you can’t leave your…

Good Girls Wear Thongs….

Did you know that I was on tv with Tyra Banks and totally hit Jillian Michaels!? Howdy.  Did you like the word “Howdy”?  I’m trying it out for a while, just to see if it sticks.   Today my guest poster is Kelly of Good Girls…

My Molson Coors Birthday Party….

As of late, I have been finding it practically impossible to see my friends. Everyone is so busy. Girl Guides. Soccer. Field Trips. Band. Work. Holidays. Family Emergencies. You name it. But, when I told a few of my friends that I was going to…

Glamour Shots….

Before I tell you about my friends getting Glamour Shots, you might want to check out me with Super Model Tyra Banks and Biggest Loser Trainer Jillian Michaels on National T.V Some of my friends got together and took “Glamour” shots for their husbands for…

Book Reviews: Gillian Flynn and Ernest Cline…

I have been pretty lax with my movie and book reviews lately. Want to know why? Well, I have become a bit of a stat monger.  And I have noticed that the posts about my huge boobs, vulva less models  and my daughter swallowing a cigarette butt are much…

Potty Training a Non Potty Training Trainee…

Baby Bot has no interest in being Potty Trained. Yes, I wrote Potty Trained in capitals because I believe it deserves the same sort of respect that Jesus does. This will be an almighty feat in our home.  I am aware that Baby Bot is only 2…

Book Review: Caitlin Moran "How To Be A Woman"….

I cannot get enough of Funny Females lately. I am absolutely hooked. It’s pretty much all I want to read and I am pretty sure its driving my Book Club  cray-cray. There was Mindy Kaling’s book. Which is awesome and a must buy. And Heather McDonald…

Softsoap Giveaway….

So, this showed up at my door the other day. Too small to be a male stripper and too big to be a pair of swarvoski earrings.  It better be big box of potato chips. It wasn’t. It was a whole ton of Softsoap Body Wash Fragrance…