I am beautiful. I just am. I was born that way. Ask Lady Gaga. But, I haven’t “gotten” beautiful in a long time. Zed and I went to a formal’ish affair a few weeks ago and I was a bit nervous. Spanx, pantyhouse, wedding ring….
Look to your right. See that button there? Click on it. I am sick and desperate and I need to be one of the Top 25 Canadian Mom Bloggers at Circle of Mom’s. I only need 180 more votes by 3 p.m. today. He he….
I cried today. Ugh. I know. This isn’t that kind of blog. Stick with me here…. I go back to work in 10 days. The idea of leaving Baby Bot is making me sick to my stomach. I also cannot believe that I did this…
When Baby Bot was weening himself from breastfeeding, I was ecstatic. I was getting my freedom back. Considering he wouldn’t take a bottle, I was unable to leave the house for more than 2 hours. For example, one night out with some Hot Mom’s, Zed called…
Celebrity not only fascinates me but it also disgusts me. It’s such a mixed up world that I really would love to be a part of. So much, that I have been holding off sharing my love of Chelsea Handler because I truly think we…
There is nothing worse than doing “The Walk of Shame” I remember it well. At the same time, you should never do “The Walk of Shame”, it shouldn’t even be an option. After you knock boots. You should just leave. Stat. Do not spend the…
I had a makeover. And its the best one I have ever had in my entire life. It just never works out the way you expected. It always starts off as a good idea. The it turns embarrassing. All those shoppers walking by as you sit…
We were playing store. And it was Whirlwinds turn to be the teller. As I was paying for my chocolate banana tea (?), that she helped me find behind the couch. I noticed that she was being a bit impatient. “May I have your Jesus Thing?” …
It finally happened. Baby Bot bit Whirlwind. And he got her good. Tears, hugs and bag of peas kind of good. Zed and I have been waiting for this day. When we brought Baby Bot home from the hospital Whirlwind began to attack. This is…