Dispute This!
I used to just sit back and take it. Take the bad service. Take the snide remark. Take the hole in the already bought sweater. Take the hair in my fries. Recently, while at a comedy club, my friend and I, were taken to the…
Author: cyfox
Why It’s Mommy’s Weird….
I love being smart and witty on my facebook status. I think I am hilarious. Within the same week, I had two friends approach me about writing a blog, jumping on twitter and vlogging on youtube. It was a sign, I tell you. The more I…
What’s Worse Than A Hot Mom?
My friend has a problem. It’s a problem that most of us have. It’s the “Hot Moms”. But her problem is a little bit worse than the regular “Hot Mom”. A regular Hot Mom looks like this….. she is wearing boots and jeggings, with a…
My first Oscar…
Remember how I talked about being a BIG DEAL? Well, it turns out my support is a BIG DEAL to someone else. Since I have started blogging I have fallen in love with a few bloggers. One of them being The Robot Mommy. And because…
Remember when I told you I was sort of a big deal…….? Well, my support is sort of a big deal to someone else. The Robot Mommy has been very kind to award me with a Supportive
Rotten Whirlwind…
Yesterday while driving to the mall to get Zed a birthday present. Whirlwind asks,” Mommy can we go to (Insert trendy coffee shop name here)?” “No honey”. I answer. Seriously. You are three. You don’t need a $5 smoothie. The she drops it. Drops it…
Who lives here?
I hate nice days. They make me feel guilty. I always think, “Soon its going to be winter and we are going to be stuck in the house and I will be begging for plus 15 weather. Turn off the t.v Fat Ass and go…
Swingers……
Whirlwind is a bit of a dare devil. She likes to ride her bike really fast, climb really high and jump off of high things. But, she is also scared shitless of dogs. And yells at me when I wash her hair. Anyways….. She loves,…
None of us have it all together…..
This is a Facebook message that I was sent last week from a friend. I’ve made the odd change so you feel like you are part of my posse. You are going to love this….. M: Well that was a first. I’m so distracted trying…
" Um.. your armpits look like……."
I am beautiful. I just am. I was born that way. Ask Lady Gaga. But, I haven’t “gotten” beautiful in a long time. Zed and I went to a formal’ish affair a few weeks ago and I was a bit nervous. Spanx, pantyhouse, wedding ring….