The Game Store…

My seven year old daughter was recently invited to a birthday party. I asked the Mother if her son would like a gift card for his birthday.  She said yes and suggested a store.


Easy peasy. I have averted the dreaded, “Oh, now I have two of these!”, moment that happens at every kids birthday.

So off Bot and I go to grab the gift card.

Here’s the thing.

It was a gaming store.

Bot has never been into a gaming store.

Bot doesn’t have an iPad.

Bot doesn’t have an iPhone.

Bot doesn’t have a gaming device of any sort.

Bot turns 5 in a few weeks.

Bot was in heaven.

Bot wants to go back.

Sorcery, I tell you.





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Whoa this is getting weird.