Beep, Beep, Beep…

I’m not sure if I tell you enough about Baby Bot, so here goes…
He is the sweetest, kindest and most loving little boy on the planet. I just cannot get enough of him.
Until a few days ago.
We were at our local library for Story Time.  And my sweetest, kindest and most loving little boy on the planet did not want to sit with the other kids because he is a little bit shy and likes to cuddle with his, “Momma”.
During one of the songs, I set him down in hope that he might want to dance along with the other children.  He quickly turned around and buried his head in my lap.
Awww…. shy little love.
He then proceeded to lift up my shirt to “see belly button”.
“No thank you,” I said.  “Mommy doesn’t like that.”
Then he reached up his little two year old hands and started pushing my breasts and saying, “Beep, Beep, Beep”, as if my breasts were horns.
Horns.
I’ll tell you who has horns.
You do, Baby Bot.
You might just be turning into the devil.

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