Perverted Old Man…

This post was not written by me, it was written by my college roomie Cari.  It might sound like its me, because we pretty much talk the same stupid speed about the same stupid nonsense.  I write about her quite a bit, because she is…

Hot Cross Buns…

Oh, I know when I got a good thing going. I’m smarter than the guy who brought the Tim Horton’s franchise to town. Wanna know why? Well, when Shauna writes for Mommy’s Weird, people tune in ….. so listen up Weirdies,  she’s back and I…

Pantyhose Suck…

Before Shayna tells you about why panty hose suck, first you should know that I hit Jillian Michaels on t.v with Tyra Banks watching.    Have you ever been to Regina?  No.  Don’t worry about it.  There is only a few things you will miss…

Thin Walled Hotel Rooms Keeping You Up At Night?

When I grow up I want to be Gillian. She is just by far the coolest cat on the planet.  Plus, she knows how to travel and do it right.  Even cooler, she wrote a book and I am uber proud to be in her…

The Ketchup Kid Ahem…Husband…

My friends husband is a complete food weirdo.  I also love ketchup. My parents actually call me ‘The Ketchup Kid”, but Kim at Two Bugs and a Blog is married to a guy who takes the cake. Speaking of cake. I actually have a ketchup…

Curtains Are Open…

Ugh. I hate Colleen. Mainly because she got me kicked out of a stupid blogging contest (I have no proof of this, but I am pretty sure it was here.  What a jerk! I kid.), but mostly because she wrote a book.  I want to…

Jody Loves Her Elf On The Shelf…

  Dear Kyla, What do you have against the Elf on the Shelf? How can you not love the lanky little darlin’ with the mischievous twinkle in his eye or the perky little earring-wearing Missus that has joined the Elf family as of late? They…

Charming Tradition My Ass…

Yes. I have been sucked into the nightmare that is known as The Elf on the Shelf. I have no idea how it happened. I just went to Cole’s to buy a book for Christ sake. If you’ve been living under a rock for the…

Cookies, Cupcakes and Cardio…

Before you meet Jenn of Cookies, Cupcakes and Cardio, you should know that I hit Jillian Michaels on live t.v in front of Tyra Banks.    I’d like to introduce you to Jenn.   You see, when I first met Jenn, I knew she was…

Making My Non Blogging Friends Guest Post….

I love my BBFF’s (Bloggy Best Friends Forever), but I also have some friends in real life. Granted my friend Shauna and I haven’t seen each other in 5 years and before that it was probably ten years, she is still my friend IRL (In…