Hold the gravy for his mashed potatoes, don’t want it to interfere with the half pound of butter pool he has going on, but gravy with cheese curds and fries, oh well, ok then.
Ketchup on his chicken, turkey, ham, seeing a theme here….?
Won’t eat his salad until all the meat on his plate is gone
His food can’t touch, hmm maybe those toddler plates with the portions actually will get used
No hot beverages, or soup, even the Neocitron gets cooled down before being consumed.
He thinks eating a calzone is healthier than a piece of pizza, because yes, an entire pizza rolled up is much better than one even 5 slices!
Nothing spicy, chili must come with three buns smothered in a weeks worth of margarine, side of sour cream and be made with brown sugar. I wish I was kidding
We play the “What is it?” game, if there is any hint of vegetable or leafy green, in his sauce, lasagna or other, especially any suspected mushrooms, dinner is officially ruined for him.
No pie, ever, EXCEPT when it’s tortier, yeah cause mystery meat pie is MUCH better than apple, pumpkin, blueberry, strawberry/rhubarb, I can go on.
BIO: As a first time mom in her 30′s I found that being at home with my little guy was fantastic at first, but by the 6th month I was starting to go a bit stir crazy and was looking for something that got me out of the house that didn’t include singing in a circle. I spend a lot of free time searching the Internet for all things baby and celebrity needed a blog to write about it, since my hubby sucks at pretending to listen about my findings, musings or vents about random stuff that comes up during
my days at home. I’m a self-confessed wanna-be celebrity stalker, google addict and wine aficionado. Oh and I love the Flames!
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